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I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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