So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
