How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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