Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize