"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Its about making memories worth repressing
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize
