S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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