We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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