the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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