So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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