For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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