I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
