susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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