you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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