She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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