I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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