I'm drive I can fine osifer
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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