carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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