I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
We need to get me chipped asap
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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