All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
The chlamydia really affected his face.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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