they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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