Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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