I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Let's get the cat blown out
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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