And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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