oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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