The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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