did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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