Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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