Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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