you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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