Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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