it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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