Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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