its not stalking. its research.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
