no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
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I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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