Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Randomize
