Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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