she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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