jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
i drank out of a bidet.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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