How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
