i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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