Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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