you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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