She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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