Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Randomize
