I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize