We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Bring me that man meat
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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