Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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