i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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