Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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