But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
So. Much. Porn.
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