Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
how drunk are you?
Several
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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