So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Randomize
