8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
