Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
dude. I can hear the air.
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