I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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