After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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