Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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