It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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